Dogligjapapplig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, awesome raccoon.

Dogligjapapplig created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Dogligjapapplig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dogligjapapplig, she will turn you into a slug.

Dogligjapapplig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dogligjapapplig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Hide from red tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.