Wigarmfot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, charitable dingo.

Wigarmfot created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigarmfot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wigarmfot, it will turn you into a snail.

Wigarmfot's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wigarmfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to great tits while wearing orange shirts.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never go into gray rooms.