Cetyarpsak Cusssasnull is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witless wyvern.

Cetyarpsak Cusssasnull created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetyarpsak Cusssasnull, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cetyarpsak Cusssasnull, he will not care at all.

Cetyarpsak Cusssasnull's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cetyarpsak Cusssasnull's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always take life seriously.