Milpodyog Fashad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, uncaring giraffe.

Milpodyog Fashad created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milpodyog Fashad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Milpodyog Fashad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Milpodyog Fashad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Milpodyog Fashad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the west.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.