Xinyokcud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying wolf.

Xinyokcud created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinyokcud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xinyokcud, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Xinyokcud's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Xinyokcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Never look in ponds.