Bablargstip is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring deer.

Bablargstip created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bablargstip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bablargstip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bablargstip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bablargstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to pigs while wearing yellow rings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must pray to Bablargstip three times a day.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Run away if seven frogs approach from the south.