Betfardan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, sapient wyrm.

Betfardan created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betfardan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Betfardan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Betfardan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Betfardan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Betfardan.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.