Vidhubcep Fobbudcid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, annoying dugong.

Vidhubcep Fobbudcid created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidhubcep Fobbudcid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vidhubcep Fobbudcid, it will turn you into a frog.

Vidhubcep Fobbudcid's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Vidhubcep Fobbudcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.