Volbog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate pigeon.

Volbog created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Volbog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Volbog, she will curse you with boils.

Volbog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Volbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of goats.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must never eat beans.