Stigmigfit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful penguin.

Stigmigfit created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigmigfit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stigmigfit, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stigmigfit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Stigmigfit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stigmigfit.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.