Gamkopgep is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, astonishing wyrm.

Gamkopgep created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Gamkopgep, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gamkopgep, she will laugh at you.

Gamkopgep's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gamkopgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look in ponds.