Hapfedhin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish dragon.

Hapfedhin created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapfedhin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hapfedhin, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hapfedhin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hapfedhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Retreat if seven sheep approach from the north.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Voles are not to be trusted.