Cusshotnut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome ferret.

Cusshotnut created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusshotnut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cusshotnut, it will destroy your home planet.

Cusshotnut's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cusshotnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cusshotnut on top of all buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.