Labmobtig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident dragonfly.

Labmobtig created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labmobtig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Labmobtig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Labmobtig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Labmobtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help sick sharks.