Biflidfom is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, merciful lion.

Biflidfom created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Biflidfom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Biflidfom, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Biflidfom's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Biflidfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.