Volhubing is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever centaur.

Volhubing created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Volhubing, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Volhubing, he will torture you forever.

Volhubing's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Volhubing's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the north.

4. Never paint your hands fawn.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.