Rulbimmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, generous guinea pig.

Rulbimmeg created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbimmeg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rulbimmeg, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rulbimmeg's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rulbimmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Rulbimmeg loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help monkeys in need.