Mumbodfomfom is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sage guinea pig.

Mumbodfomfom created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumbodfomfom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mumbodfomfom, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mumbodfomfom's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Mumbodfomfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Run away from red gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Hide if nine aardvarks approach from the west.