Catjaplapraw is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, tranquil dolphin.

Catjaplapraw created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catjaplapraw, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Catjaplapraw, it will ignore you.

Catjaplapraw's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Catjaplapraw's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mice.

2. Never sing near otters.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.