Bancipdap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, boastful dragon.

Bancipdap created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bancipdap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bancipdap, she will turn you into a snail.

Bancipdap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bancipdap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bancipdap first in all things.

2. Bancipdap loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not take Bancipdap's name in vain.