Himvagcap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, vain centipede.

Himvagcap created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Himvagcap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Himvagcap, he will turn you into a frog.

Himvagcap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Himvagcap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the north.

2. Himvagcap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.