Bablunfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless troll.

Bablunfoss created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bablunfoss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bablunfoss, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bablunfoss' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bablunfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near rats.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.