Rutdagdav is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited whale.

Rutdagdav created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutdagdav, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rutdagdav, he will turn you into a duck.

Rutdagdav's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rutdagdav's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Worship no other gods but Rutdagdav.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.