Sigsitvol is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, able troll.

Sigsitvol created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Sigsitvol, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sigsitvol, he will come to you in dreams.

Sigsitvol's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sigsitvol's Holy Commandments

1. Sigsitvol loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away from blue monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. You must love Sigsitvol.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.