Ditcunrutt is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unselfish dingo.

Ditcunrutt created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditcunrutt, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ditcunrutt, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Ditcunrutt's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Ditcunrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ditcunrutt.

5. Capybaras are not to be trusted.