Negpangtun is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable troll.
Negpangtun created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in Negpangtun, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in Negpangtun, he will turn you into a frog.
Negpangtun's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Negpangtun's Holy Commandments
1. Always look after injured moths.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Always treat ducks with great respect.
4. Never sit near swans.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.