Didtonomt is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil coyote.

Didtonomt created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Didtonomt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Didtonomt, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Didtonomt's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Didtonomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Never talk about stars.