Tigrullyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witty sheep.

Tigrullyarl created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigrullyarl, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tigrullyarl, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tigrullyarl's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tigrullyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about planets.

4. You must love Tigrullyarl.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.