Dubfunyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a small, effective clam.

Dubfunyarl created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dubfunyarl, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dubfunyarl, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Dubfunyarl's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dubfunyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Run away from blue squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always obey Dubfunyarl's priests.