Kipnabnan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, charitable ant.

Kipnabnan created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipnabnan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kipnabnan, she will turn you into a frog.

Kipnabnan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Kipnabnan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kipnabnan.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not make images of living things.