Vadvansag Bestmifxin Gubcedgup is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, wise beaver.

Vadvansag Bestmifxin Gubcedgup created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vadvansag Bestmifxin Gubcedgup, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vadvansag Bestmifxin Gubcedgup, he will turn you into a mole.

Vadvansag Bestmifxin Gubcedgup's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Vadvansag Bestmifxin Gubcedgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick bats.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.