Fonponrip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, competent hydra.

Fonponrip created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonponrip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fonponrip, he will manifest in front of you.

Fonponrip's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fonponrip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.