Flabartkik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate ferret.

Flabartkik created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabartkik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flabartkik, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Flabartkik's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Flabartkik's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never mention voles.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Always pray immersed in water.