Larptanmat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent jackal.

Larptanmat created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larptanmat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larptanmat, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Larptanmat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Larptanmat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Larptanmat on top of important buildings.

2. Do not take Larptanmat's name in vain.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larptanmat.

5. Never look in ponds.