Xinhamstangebnighab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless tapir.

Xinhamstangebnighab created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Xinhamstangebnighab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xinhamstangebnighab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Xinhamstangebnighab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Xinhamstangebnighab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always obey Xinhamstangebnighab's priests.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.