Wannutmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent ferret.

Wannutmeg created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wannutmeg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wannutmeg, she will turn you into a frog.

Wannutmeg's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Wannutmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always obey Wannutmeg's priests.

5. Do not cook food in pots.