Vigbapflap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, fast sheep.

Vigbapflap created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Vigbapflap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vigbapflap, he will be very unhappy.

Vigbapflap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Vigbapflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vigbapflap.

5. Never feed strawberries to squirrels while wearing yellow scarves.