Xuckbugcim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish newt.

Xuckbugcim created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbugcim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xuckbugcim, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Xuckbugcim's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Xuckbugcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about fire.