Arnstipbop Japstipkadnur is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic monkey.

Arnstipbop Japstipkadnur created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnstipbop Japstipkadnur, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arnstipbop Japstipkadnur, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Arnstipbop Japstipkadnur's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Arnstipbop Japstipkadnur's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Always help sick sheep.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must love Arnstipbop Japstipkadnur.