Dutweedav is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, proud clam.

Dutweedav created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutweedav, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dutweedav, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Dutweedav's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dutweedav's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Hide if six whales approach from the east.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.