Renyikflam is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing alligator.

Renyikflam created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renyikflam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Renyikflam, she will send minions to preach to you.

Renyikflam's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Renyikflam's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never eat bark.