Genyartfebhubpiblagfudomin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, effective shark.

Genyartfebhubpiblagfudomin created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genyartfebhubpiblagfudomin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Genyartfebhubpiblagfudomin, it will be very sad.

Genyartfebhubpiblagfudomin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Genyartfebhubpiblagfudomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never wear pink ear rings.

5. Run away if eight frogs approach from the north.