Stannelloop is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise wombat.

Stannelloop created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Stannelloop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stannelloop, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Stannelloop's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Stannelloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near mites.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Respect your elders.