Cadhugpograkbeptitkantetti is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited hamster.

Cadhugpograkbeptitkantetti created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadhugpograkbeptitkantetti, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cadhugpograkbeptitkantetti, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cadhugpograkbeptitkantetti's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cadhugpograkbeptitkantetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Never think about nebulae.