Tambodflap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured camel.

Tambodflap created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tambodflap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tambodflap, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tambodflap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tambodflap's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the south.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not hurt turtles.