Cutbisstik is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous rat.

Cutbisstik created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutbisstik, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cutbisstik, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cutbisstik's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cutbisstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of goats.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always obey Cutbisstik's priests.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.