Yartstragyakmintipbum is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong otter.

Yartstragyakmintipbum created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartstragyakmintipbum, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yartstragyakmintipbum, she will not invite you to parties.

Yartstragyakmintipbum's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yartstragyakmintipbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Do not listen to music.