Gubquillfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent camel.

Gubquillfoss created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubquillfoss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gubquillfoss, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gubquillfoss' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gubquillfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about cell theory.