Quamsadrag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, capable armadillo.

Quamsadrag created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quamsadrag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quamsadrag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quamsadrag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Quamsadrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide if eight dogs approach from the east.

5. Do not skip in public.