Kapdossflag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring lobster.

Kapdossflag created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapdossflag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kapdossflag, she will come to you in dreams.

Kapdossflag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Kapdossflag's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. You must pray to Kapdossflag six times a day.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Kapdossflag must be the most important thing in your life.